| I’m dancing on the White House lawn
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| Sipping tea by the Taj Mahal at dawn
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| Hanging 'round the gardens of Babylon
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| Minnie Mouse has got it all sewn up (Come on Pluto)
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| She gets more fan mail than the Pope (Own up, own up)
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| She takes the Mickey out of all my phobias
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| Like signing cheques to ward off double pneumonia
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| Life is minestrone served up with parmesan cheese
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| Death is a cold lasagne suspended in deep freeze
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| I’m leaning on the Tower of Pisa
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| Had an eyeful of the tower in France
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| I’m hanging 'round the gardens of Madison
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| The seat of learning and the flush of success
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| Relieves a constipated mind
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| I’m like a gourmet in a skid row diner
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| A fitting menu for a dilettante
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| Life is a minestrone served up with parmesan cheese
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| Death is a cold lasagne suspended in deep freeze
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| Love is a fire of flaming brandy, upon a crepe suzette
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| Let’s get this romance cooking honey but let us not forget
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| Life is a minestrone served up with parmesan cheese
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| Death is a cold lasagne suspended in deep freeze
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| Life is a minestrone served up with parmesan cheese
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| Death is a cold lasagne suspended in deep freeze
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| Love is a fire of flaming brandy, upon a crepe suzette
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| Let’s get this romance cooking honey but let us not forget
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| Life is a minestrone served up with parmesan cheese
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| Death is a cold lasagne suspended in deep freeze
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| Life is a minestrone served up with parmesan cheese
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| Death is a cold lasagne suspended in deep freeze (C'mon, serve it up boys)
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| Mine, mine, mine, minestrone
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| Mine, mine, mine, minestrone
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| Mine, mine, mine, minestrone
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| Mine, mine, mine, minestrone
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| Mine, mine, mine, minestrone
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| Mine, mine, mine, minestrone
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| Mine, mine, mine, minestrone
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| Mine, mine, mine, minestrone
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| Mine, mine, mine, minestrone
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| Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine |