| I got me a job on the local paper
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| Everybody there thinks I’m nice
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| But they’d better look twice
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| 'Cos it isn’t me I wanna be Headline hustler
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| Scandal maker
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| Headline hustler
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| Money taker
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| You keep writing me letters
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| But I haven’t got time
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| I’m busy looking at photographs
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| But they’d better not be from the BBC
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| You’re gonna hear from me Headline hustler
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| Scandal maker
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| Headline hustler
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| Money taker
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| Better not turn around
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| I’ll stab you in the back
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| And you don’t know what I’m hiding
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| Under my plastic mac, under my plastic mac
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| I got a very good friend in the CIA
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| And he says that he never takes bribes
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| But he’s telling lies
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| 'Cos he’s into me He knows I wanna be Headline hustler
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| Scandal maker
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| Headline hustler
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| Money taker
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| If your brother’s wearing dresses
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| And your neighbour’s swapped his wife
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| Well, I’m gonna make the headlines
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| With your private life
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| With your other wife
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| Headline hustler
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| Scandal maker
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| Headline hustler
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| Money taker
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| Headline hustler
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| Scandal maker
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| Headline hustler
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| Money taker |