| Hello there
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| How have you been
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| I’ve called a million times
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| But to me you’re never in
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| I know I never had the style
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| Or dash of Errol Flynn
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| But I loved you
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| I’m doing really well
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| I’m as happy as a lark
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| I got a new apartment
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| It’s as safe as Central Park
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| And if they ever mug me
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| When I’m walking in the dark
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| Will you know
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| Don’t hang up
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| Don’t hang up
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| Rolled up in my camera
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| With the big cheese up above
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| I stumbled from my stag night
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| To a never ending limousine
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| The band went la di da di da
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| And I got loady do di dodied
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| Lousy violins began to play
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| I went no no no
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| And as the vol-au-vents exploded
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| I was walking down the aisle the other way
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| Don’t hang up
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| Don’t hang up
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| Don’t say, Oooh
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| Nobody’s safe in our house
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| Leave me alone
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| But a but a please
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| Leave me alone
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| Just a mo, a minute
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| I’m so alone
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| We had
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| Some honeymoon on itchy bedding
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| Scum buzzing round your busy body
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| Dumb waiters waiting sweating straining
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| All mass-debating my woman
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| We got a
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| Bum Guatemala pensione
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| Crumbling about our ears, Ole
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| Even the trash man he say
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| You got a dustbin romance
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| It’s going down the drain
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| You got a low impedence
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| She’s got a rocky terrain
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| Oo, you got a lot to learn
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| Oo, you got a lot to learn
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| You got a lot to learn about women
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| A lot to learn about women women
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| What’s to learn about women
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| We’ve both got a lot to learn
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| Surprise surprise
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| There’s a hell of a well in your eyes
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| Have we won the no Nobel Prize
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| Has the colour run out of our dies
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| Surprise surprise
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| There’s a hell of a well in your eyes
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| When the barman said «What're you drinking?»
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| I said marriage on the rocks
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| I know I never had the style
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| Or dash of Errol Flynn
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| But I loved you
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| Don’t hang up
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| Don’t hang up
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| Don’t say… |