| Well it’s cold down here in the water
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| It’s cold down here in the sea
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| Who’d be a channel swimmer?
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| Only a fool like me
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| I’ve greased my body
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| and I’m heading over the ocean
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| These two arms are the only locomotion
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| I need
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| See me swim and see me float
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| I don’t need no motorboat
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| or a yacht to get me there
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| I’ll do the breaststroke
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| and the backstroke
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| I’ll do anything
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| I’ll be swimming when you’re all asleep
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| I’ll be swimming when you’re all awake
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| I’ll do the sidestroke
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| the other sidestroke
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| I’ll do the butterfly
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| But I ain’t gonna crawl
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| on back to you, no way
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| I see your face in every breaker
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| I see your smile across the reef
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| I came across the sea to take you
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| Don’t make me out to be a thief
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| You’ll be dreaming when you’re all asleep
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| But I’ll be drowning when you’re all awake
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| I did the breaststroke
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| I did my best stroke
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| I did everything
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| But I ain’t good enough
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| 'Cause it’s cold down here in the water
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| It’s cold down here in the sea
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| Who’d be a channel swimmer?
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| Only a fool like me
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| Who’d be a channel swimmer?
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| Only a fool like me…
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| would forget he can’t swim |