| Now, fellas, yes, you, fellas, listen to me, I got something to tell you
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| And I want you to listen to every word and govern yourselves accordingly
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| Now pay attention
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| You see these girls with these fine diamonds, fox furs and fine clothes
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| Well, jack, they’re looking for a husband and you’re listening to a man that
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| knows
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| They ain’t foolin', and if you fool around with them
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| You’re gonna get yourself a schoolin'
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| If she saves your dough, and won’t go to a show
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| Beware, Brother, Beware
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| And if she’s easy to kiss and never resists
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| Becareful, becareful
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| And if you go for a walk, and she just listens while you talk
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| She’s tryin' to hook you
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| And nobody’s lookin' and she asks you to taste her cookin'
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| Don’t do it, don’t do it
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| And if you go to a show and she wants to sit in the back row
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| Bring her down front, bring her right down front
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| If you go for a snack, and she wants a booth in the back
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| Watch it, she’s tryin' to hook you
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| And listen, if she’s used to caviar and fine silk
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| And when she goes out with you she wants a hot dog and a malted milk
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| She’s been used to goin' to carnegie hall, and when you take her out night
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| clubing
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| She wants to have one meatball
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| If she grabs your hand and says, «darling, you’re such a nice man»
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| Beware, I’m telling you
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| Listen to me, you thinks he’s listening to me
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| You better listen to me, I’m telling you what’s being put down
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| You better pick up on it
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| Now listen to this
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| If her sister calls you brother, you better get further
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| I’m telling you, you better hear me
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| And if she’s kind of wild, and she says, «darling, please give me a trial»
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| Don’t do it, don’t be weak, don’t give it to her
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| If she looks up in your face and just melts into place
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| Let her melt, forget it
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| You think he’s paying attention
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| Should I ask him about the… should I…
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| But should I tell him about the… tell him everything, ok I’ll tell him
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| Listen, if she calls you on the phone, and she says,
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| «darling, are you all alone?»
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| Tell her, «no, you’ve got three girls with you»
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| Don’t pay no attention to women
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| Stand up for your right, be a man, that’s right
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| Should I tell him about the thing…
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| Well listen, this is very important
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| If you turn out the light and she don’t fight
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| That’s all, that’s all,
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| That’s the end, it’s too late
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| She’s got you hooked, you might as well stick with her
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| Put down that racing form and pay attention to me
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| Now listen
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| If you get home about two and you don’t know what to do
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| And you pull back the curtains, and the whole family’s looking at you
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| Get your business straight
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| And set the date, and don’t be late
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| Brother, beware, beware, beware
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| Brother, you better beware |