| SEAWEED
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| (climbing in Penny’s window)
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| Psst Penny! |
| What happened?!
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| PENNY (strapped into bed)
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| My mother’s punishing me for going to jail without permission!
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| SEAWEED
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| Well, I’m here to save the fair maiden in her tower.
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| PENNY
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| Oh, Seaweed!
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| LINK (sneaking into jail)
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| Tracy, you took beautiful behind bars!
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| TRACY
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| It must be the low-watt instutionai lighting!
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| LINK
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| Oh Tracy, they can keep us from kissing,
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| but they can’t stop us from singing!
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| LINK
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| Once i was a selfish fool
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| Who never understood
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| I never looked inside myself
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| Though on the outside, i looked good!
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| Then we met and you made me The man i am today
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| Tracy, i’m in love with you
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| No matter what you weigh
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| 'Cause…
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| LINK (& ENSEMBLE)
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| Without love
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| Life is like the seasons with
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| No summer
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| Without love
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| Life is rock 'n' roll without
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| A drummer
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| Tracy, i’ll be yours forever
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| 'Cause I never wanna be Without love
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| Tracy, never set me free
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| No, i ain’t lyin'
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| Never set me free, Tracy,
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| No, no, no!
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| TRACY
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| Once i was a simple girl
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| Then stardom came to me But i was still a nothing
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| Though a thousand fans may
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| Disagree
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| ENSEMBLE
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| Tracy!
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| TRACY
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| Fame was just a prison
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| Signing autographs a bore
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| I didn’t have a clue
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| 'Til you came banging on my door
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| TRACY (& ENSEMBLE)
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| That without love
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| Life is like my dad without his bromo
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| Without love
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| Life is making out with perry como!
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| Darling, i’ll be yours forever
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| 'Cause i never wanna be Without love
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| So darling, throw away the key
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| LINK & TRACY
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| I’m yours forever
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| TRACY
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| Throw away the key
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| LINK, TRACY& ENSEMBLE
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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| SEAWEED
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| Living in the ghetto
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| Black is everywhere ya go Who’d 've thought i’d love a girl
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| With skin as white as winter’s snow
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| PENNY
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| In my ivory tower
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| Life was just a hostess snack
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| But now i’ve tasted chocolate
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| And i’m never going back
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| PENNY & SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE
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| 'Cause without love
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| SEAWEED
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| Life is like a beat that you can’t follow
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| PENNY & SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE
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| Without love
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| PENNY
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| Life is doris day at the apollo
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| PENNY & SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE
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| Darling, i’ll be yours forever
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| 'Cause i never wanna be Without love
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| SEAWEED
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| So darling, never set me free
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| PENNY & SEAWEED
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| I’m yours forever
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| Never set me free
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| PENNY & SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE
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| No, no, no!
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| LINK
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| If you’re locked up in this prison, trace
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| I don’t know what i’ll do TRACY
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| Link, i’ve got to break out
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| So that i can get my hands on you
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| SEAWEED
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| And girl, if i can’t touch you
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| Now i’m gonna lose control
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| PENNY
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| Seaweed, you’re my black white knight
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| I’ve found my blue-eyed soul
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| SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE
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| Sweet freedom is our goal
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| LINK
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| Trace, i wanna kiss ya!
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| TRACY
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| Then i can’t wait for parole!
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| (Link & Seaweed break their girls out of their respective prisons
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| and continue singing… of course)
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| ALL
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| 'Cause without love
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| SEAWEED
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| Life is like a prom that won’t invite us ALL
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| Without love
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| LINK
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| Life’s getting my big break and laryngitis
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| ALL
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| Without love
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| PENNY
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| Life’s a '45' when you can’t buy it ALL
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| Without love
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| TRACY
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| Life is like my mother on a diet
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| ALL
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| Like a week that’s only mondays
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| Only ice cream never sundaes
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| Like a circle with no center
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| Like a door marked «do not enter!»
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| DARLING, I’LL BE YOURS FOREVER
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| 'Cause I never wanna be…
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| Without love
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| PENNY & LINK
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| Yes now you’ve captured me ENSEMBLE
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| Without love
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| SEAWEED & TRACY
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| I surrender happily
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| ENSEMBLE
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| Without love
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| PENNY
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| Oh seaweed |