| It's one of the crazier stories we've heard of, guys (I know)
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| As it's unfolding it's like
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| Fuck Tory Lanez, okay? |
| Now, I'm from Houston, and he's from, bro
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| And to think that the whole night unfolded on social media
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| You are the alleged shooter of Megan Thee Stallion
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| Instagram, in the pool with Kylie Jenner
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| Was she backtracking with what she said originally?
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| You know, maybe that's why we don't have a report
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| Donkey of the day
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| Some bitches tryna take up for Tory and,
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| "It's more to the story, " bitch,
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| It ain't-there ain't nothing to the story
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| Tory Lanez got a lot of bad press
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| Serious, he's gon' get deported
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| Donkey of the day for Friday August 21st goes to Daystar Peterson
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| So they got pulled over and she had been shot already, great
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| Well, hold up—
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| Donkey of the Day
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| What I'm looking like, he looking at the police and then shot her?
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| Niggas like that, you a sucker
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| He's the king sucker, he's the biggest sucker in the industry (Facts)
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| Kaash is looking for you, dawg
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| Because the police came out saying, "We didn't even know she was shot"
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| Guess who I believe? |
| Megan
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| The best thing for Tory Lanez is for real, he needs to just begone
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| I'm done with this
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| You gotta know the truth
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| Ayy, they rather see me in the cell
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| Like how he posted out with thirty thousand dollar bail?
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| I'm the GOAT, y'all niggas know I made that dope float on the scale
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| I had them hoes goin' crazy, fiends crackin', goin' pale
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| They know I'm real, I got that flow, it's on sale if you need a rush
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| Coke blowin' out my fiend's nose like the speaker bus
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| Ho caught me D'd up, talk down, we T'ing up
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| Megan people tryna frame me for a shootin'
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| But them boys ain't clean enough
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| I see how they teamin' up, watchin' and I'm calculatin'
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| Gotta keep it quiet, I can't jeopardize the outcome waitin'
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| Seein' certain niggas hatin', like, how this nigga hatin'?
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| I done gave these people so much features, made these niggas famous
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| They was on the blog sayin' I'm canceled from this entertainment
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| I was on that Spotify like thirty million
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| Monthly listeners, I'm fuckin' goin' crazy
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| And my fans support me brazy
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| Everythin' I do is for you, I promise I'll be on it daily
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| I got nothin' but love to spread, but niggas hate me
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| Hurt my heart to see them Twitter
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| Fingers come from Kehlani's and Kaash Paige's
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| But I flipped the switch, I'm grippin' money at that fast pace
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| And don't ask me for shit when it get real, that's my last favor
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| Can't cry now 'cause I'ma laugh later
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| Girl, you had the nerve to write that statement on that affidavit
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| Knowin' I ain't do it but I'm comin' at my truest
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| Tryna keep this shit two hunnid with you, shorty, I can prove it
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| But them people in yo ear, they the true ones that I fear
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| They really got you thinkin' Tory Lanez would do you in, for real
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| Don't forget you was my bitch, I held it down and kept it real
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| I would never paint no fake picture of you just for some mills
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| And I thought that you was solid too, but look at how you doin' me
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| Look at how you doin' me, people tryna ruin me
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| And what's even worse is I'm still thinkin' about you and me
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| How you goin' live my birthday with all
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| Your jewelry to try to make some fool of me?
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| But I love you hard so I'm gon' cool it, B
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| 'Cause I was coolin' right with Cuban, B, that was a stupid me
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| Somehow I'm still down to renegotiate the unity
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| My heart in some foolery, this shit is just confusin' me
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| I'm goin' through these phases, but I gotta stack that paper
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| And the real estate niggas hatin', took me off that application
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| But when they took that from me, they really took that from my baby
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| What the fuck I'm finna say to his old lady?
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| What the fuck y'all mean, my son don't need a house?
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| My baby momma don't need safety?
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| And even though I got the payment, the real estate niggas still hatin'
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| 'Cause he watchin' me all on the
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| News, but I ain't charged with no cases
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| Say the owner say my case is lookin'
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| Crazy, how the fuck that even make sense?
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| New times turn to past tense
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| All I want is straight cash, niggas say I lack sense
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| Star player, hearin' lies comin' from the back bench |
| Kill or be killed, that's the reason I don't have friends
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| Niggas lyin' on the crodie, niggas sayin' I'm deported
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| Oh, now I'm 5'3"? Niggas sayin' I'm a shorty
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| But lil' bitch I'm 5'7", money on me side-steppin'
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| And if I stand on my wallet, you can see my thighs in Heaven
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| One Umbrella gang and when we come back, don't you try reppin'
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| 'Fore I let these niggas breathe, I gotta teach a couple lessons
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| Gotta see a couple questions:
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| How the fuck you get shot in your
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| Foot, don't hit no bones or tendons?
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| How the fuck your team is tryna to paint me as some whole menace?
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| I just lost like ten million dollars because this cold business
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| But I got like ten million followers that's gon' roll with me
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| Fans that support me 'cause they know my heart
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| So I don't give a damn if shorty know Jigga
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| I was taught to beat the block
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| Eeny, meeny, miney in these streets, and so my Nina cocked
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| Niggas, y'all can play me, y'all can frame me, but I'ma reach the top
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| I would never put you in no danger
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| And if I did, you would've said it when you seen the cops
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| Ayy, Lamborghini bands and they comin' out the floor
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| Fff, hit the fan when I'm pullin' out the dough-oh
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| I would never fall out with niggas over hoes, ayy
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| Money over fall outs, my nigga, that's the code-oh
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| Santorini bands when I pull up to the coast
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| Better have my bands when I pull up to the door-oh
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| Niggas can't believe I done pulled up in a Ghost
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| And I don't ever wanna fuck with y'all no more, G
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| I got bad bitches tryna have a orgy
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| Keep umbrellas for the days it get stormy
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| I pour the Henny for my niggas, that's before me
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| My outfit fly, you gotta seat out by the floor seats
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| She tatted me all on her face 'cause she adore me
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| They talkin' petty 'bout me but they lookin' corny
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| I had to fight for mine, nigga, you were sworn in
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| And God bless me when I wake up every morning |