| She knew that I was smashing Little Debbie
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| And I still bagged a Hostess
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| Don’t fuck with Entenmann’s ghost from the tenements
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| Living with no stress, even if we shooting dice
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| I roll up uno, dos, tres, no stress
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| Get Zebra Cakes, cause of all these Nutty Bars
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| Cats tryna make a blueprint will have to study ours
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| Scriptures that the nerds and the goons acknowledge
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| I attribute this to years in a junior college
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| G a honey from the buses to the bursar
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| People knew my shit was money from the first bar
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| A good guest and an ill host
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| These other cats milquetoast, fake Steve Wilkos
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| Shoulda stuck to doing security, your honor
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| That’s a cush gig like selling medical marijuana
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| I’ll mush your wig, expose your phony persona
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| And if the tush big on your babymoms, I’m on her
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| Cream pies, demonize hoes just to see my self-esteem rise
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| I lower yours, stupid, know I seem wise
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| Dumb as a rock, it doesn’t come as a shock
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| Still some don’t flock, they say the drums don’t knock
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| This ain’t no jums in a sock
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| Hand-to-hand rappers upper echelon, PBS throwing my special on
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| Sometimes I watch my special to feel special
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| But I keep the private life private, real professional
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| I rather the senseless killer spilling your guts
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| Doesn’t make a verse good, you over stood
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| Truth be told the lab sessions
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| Should not sound like Taxi Cab Confessions
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| I’m 'bout to bring back storytellin'
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| I bet money if your man get snatched up in that store, he tellin'
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| With the scoop he sure to sing
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| Like the group that go into the police for a sting, zing!
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| People love to perpetrate like they honest
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| When they really just puppets on a string
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| And these Internet thugs, ain’t doing a thing
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| Got caught with the Google Chrome now they in the Bing
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| There’s a lot of great song writers, tremendous singers
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| But everybody’s not into Vienna Fingers
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| I bring a different kind of wafer, that ain’t the way for me
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| Hide out 'til the block is safe for Nutty Bars ain’t no chocolate wafers
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| Wanna see what I could do? |
| Get out my way first
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| Only help is liquor, weed, and Wikipedia
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| Fricassee’d every beat that was on the CD
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| My CD gets burn like VD, I get up like graffiti
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| Plucking a heifer teety, it’s never tedious plus I’m greedy
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| This is criminal background--one for P. D
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| Young gunner you can tell I ate my Wheaties
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| People who understand innovation give me standing ovations
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| They don’t just accept things, they demand information
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| Different viewpoints from a multitude of sources
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| Make it work for the kids like we going through divorces
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| Keeping my personal life and wiz far
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| Away from y’all as possible, you ain’t gonna know my kids, ma
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| Already distant as it is, pa
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| Cause people in show biz are, just that: bizarre
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| Your man stays lurkin', I’m always workin'
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| You ain’t gotta push me too hard
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| Like the B74 air assist door
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| I wonder what I became a lyricist for
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| To package and ship units like fudge rounds
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| We sit around the lab and judge sounds
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| I know school got nothing to offer us
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| Pushing the tape like I’m tryna get off the bus |