| This one goes out to all those hopeless romantics
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| Looking for love in the digital age
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| With their tinder hopes
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| And their okcupid dreams
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| This is a true story
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| And it happened to me
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| Let’s go!
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| Single life
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| I’m the okcupid
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| Tinder king
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| First place prize
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| In the shirtless mirror game
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| She’s the type
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| With the epic novel bio
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| Didn’t read one line
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| But I really like her smile so
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| First gotta try to set the date up
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| Girl I’m the knight in shining armor
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| She’s my queen caked in makeup
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| I stop by her place
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| I’m f-f-frozen
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| Until she spoke out loud
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| Her voice was deeper than the ocean
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| Why me
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| Just my luck
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| She’s one more page
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| That I’ll rip out of my book so
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| Trust me
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| If she’s too good to be true
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| She might just be a pretty dude
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| Can’t escape
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| I’m trying not to panic
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| Maybe I’m just blind
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| But she’s got some manly hands I’m thinking
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| How could I
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| Improve this situation
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| And as time crawls by
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| I’m resisting the temptation to
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| Leave her
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| Wish I could but I’m a nice guy
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| But I swear this chick could sing for Rammstein
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| Sorry gotta go
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| Why me
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| Just my luck
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| She’s one more page
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| That I’ll rip out of my book so
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| Trust me
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| If she’s too good to be true
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| She might just be a pretty dude
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| FML
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| It went oh so wrong
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| I can’t believe
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| That I put this in a song no
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| Trust me
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| If she’s too good to be true
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| She might just be a pretty dude
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| Heed these words
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| This is the verdict
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| Swipe left if she’s perfect
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| Why me
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| Just my luck
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| She’s one more page
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| That I’ll rip out of my book so
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| Trust me
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| If she’s too good to be true
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| She might just be a pretty dude
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| FML
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| It went oh so wrong
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| I can’t believe
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| That I put this in a song no
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| Trust me
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| If she’s too good to be true
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| Listen to this lesson
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| Even if you’re desperate
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| Stop before you message
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| Swipe left if she’s perfect |