| F is for my buddy Frank
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| U is for going up
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| B is for bandanna
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| U is for umbrella
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| Met a woman named Ella
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| She used to be a fella
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| We were on sassafras, yeah
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| She knew how to set bones and suck out venom
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| Cut the bite like a X
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| The wound healed up fresh
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| I look gruff
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| On the lam I shave
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| Shaved off the 'stache and told her my name’s Gabe
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| Tell her my name’s Blade
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| Shaved off the stache and tell her my name’s Wade
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| A little mascara, look like a total babe
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| Yeah, tell her my name’s Paige
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| F is for my buddy Frank
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| U is for going up
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| B is for bandanna
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| U is for umbrella
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| Met a woman named Ella
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| She used to be a fella
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| We were on sassafras
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| She was my Cinderella
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| And I am not hiding in no clock tower
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| I was headed to the U. S
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| British in B and Blue
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| Missing Scrabble and a G
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| Watch pocket
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| Then spelled «gnostic»
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| The place went bananas
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| The whole place exploded
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| Here’s how it unfolded
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| Hold it, you stole it
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| Quicker than you could say «hike»
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| There’s thieves in the temple tonight
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| There’s thieves on this airplane flight
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| There’s thieves with G’s in their sleeves on this flight
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| F is for my buddy Frank
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| U is for going up
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| B is for bandanna
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| U is for umbrella
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| Met a woman named Ella
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| She used to be a fella
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| We were on sassafras
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| She was my Cinderella
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| And I am not sitting in no rush hour
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| So, F is for my buddy Frank
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| U is for going up
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| B is for bandanna
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| U is for umbrella
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| Met a woman named Ella
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| She used to be a fella
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| We were on sassafras
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| She was my Cinderella
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| And I am not offering no cut flowers
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| F is my girl Feather
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| I is for Coney Island
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| L is for lavender
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| A is for antenna
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| Met a woman named Kema
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| We had a great dinner
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| She made her own kugel
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| I pet her sweet poodle
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| B is for banana seat
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| O is for octoroon
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| S is for South Central
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| S is for September
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| Met a woman named Ginger
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| She was so damn tender
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| We made smoothies
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| She had a great blender
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| P is for palatine
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| A is for alright
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| C is for cupcakes
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| O is for overruled
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| J is for Ginger again
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| N is for new dad
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| C is for Chivalry
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| O is for oranges
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| U is for going up
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| S is for soft seats
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| E is for energetic
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| D is for dianetics
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| Met a woman named Greta
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| Her skin was like leather
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| I could never forget her |