| J.o.h.n.n.y.,
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| Gods little gift, cream and pie.
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| Men, men, men, umm, uum,
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| Men, men, men, umm, uum,
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| Men, men, milk and honey,
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| Gods little gift for woman.
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| I want you clever but not too clever,
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| I want you bad but not too bad.
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| I want you strong but not too strong,
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| I want you to try your rightful position.
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| Oh, too, too much, I mean, its so good.
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| Men, men, snails and puppies,
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| Your muscles are not for fighting in war.
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| Your lips are not for voicing opinions,
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| Your eyes are there for us to look into.
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| I want you to take your rightful position.
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| Oh, too, too much, I mean, its so good.
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| Men, men, grapes and nuts,
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| Your pants are never tight enough,
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| Your boots are never long enough.
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| Your skin is never young enough,
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| I want you to hold your rightful position.
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| Pardon me, honeycum, your hair pieces slipping.
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| Men, men, apples and figs,
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| I like you to be faithful but not very fussy,
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| I like you to be behind me but not just beside me.
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| I like you to shut up but know when to say yes,
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| I want you to learn your frightful position.
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| Pardon me, starstud, your cod pieces showing.
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| Now you know what you have to do-oh,
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| Now you know whats expected of you-hoo-hoo-hoo.
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| So come, come, come, come,
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| Come up and hum hum,
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| Come up and hum hum,
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| Come up and see me sometime,
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| Come up and see me sometime.
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| -ladies and gents, Id like to introduce you to my lower half, without whom I
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| wont be breathing so heavily.
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| Honey juice, you can come out of the box now…
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| -yes, dear. |