| Went down to the wedding hall
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| My best friend was gettin' hitched
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| All the girls were dressed to the nines
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| Man I was gettin' the itch
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| The Joint was jumpin'
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| The band was rockin'
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| Even the ugly ones looked good
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| Could’ve been the romance
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| Or The cheap champagne
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| Oh man, I was goin' insane
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| Got a hot shot
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| Gotta unload
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| Hot shot
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| Gonna explode
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| Hot shot
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| Gotta confess
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| Oh, baby, gonna be a mess
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| The band started playin' one of those
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| Cry your eyes out wedding songs
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| This was my chance, looking to dance
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| Weel, it didn’t take long
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| She was slip-sliding up and down on me
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| Felt like a stripper pole
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| Blue satin dress, gotta confess
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| Oh, man, I was gonna blow
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| Got a hot shot
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| Gotta unload
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| Hot shot
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| Gonna explode
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| Hot shot
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| Gotta confess
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| Gonna be a mess
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| Oh, baby, on your party dress
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| Got a hot shot
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| Baby, don’t say no
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| Hot shot
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| Don’t wanna do it alone
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| Hot shot
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| Gonna be a mess
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| Don’t wanna have to do it by myself
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| Pretty maids all in a row
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| One of them gave me the eye
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| Said «Hello, how you do
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| And will you be my bride?»
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| She said: «Baby, now just slow down
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| This is all just a little too soon
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| Baby, if ya want to skip a step
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| You can take me right now on a honeymoon
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| Got a hot shot
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| Gotta unload
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| Hot shot
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| Gonna explode
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| Hot shot
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| Gotta confess
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| Gonna be a mess
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| Oh, baby, on your party dress
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| Got a hot shot
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| Baby, don’t say no
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| Hot shot
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| Don’t wanna do it alone
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| Hot shot
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| Gonna be a real soon
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| Oh, baby, on a honeymoon |