| I was gettin' real legless, I was feeling no pain
|
| Check’n out all the women play’n barroom games
|
| Rating' all the women from on to ten
|
| Said 'bartender set them up again'
|
| Come on — have a drink on me
|
| Cut loose — make that double free
|
| All right — gonna get me some
|
| Oh man, look what just walked in
|
| A woman so fine, calls for sexual crime
|
| Said «Hey, baby your crib, or mine»
|
| She said «Unless you’re a star or gotta Ph. D
|
| Or lot’s a money, honey don’t you talk to me»
|
| Come on — give me a break
|
| Cut loose — she slapped my face
|
| Oh, I knew it was love
|
| Well, I backed off
|
| All I need is your love
|
| Come on, lighten up, baby
|
| You gotta give me some, O. K
|
| I just need me some love
|
| Asked the another sweetie, «Can I buy you a drink?»
|
| Well, she ordered everything but the barroom sink
|
| So, I figured I got me an investment here
|
| Whoa… King Kong’s double appeared
|
| And he don’t share
|
| Come on, I did no wrong
|
| Cut loose, oh he slid me down the bar
|
| Get down, get back up again
|
| All right, the message is clear
|
| Come on, give me a break
|
| Come back, she slapped my face
|
| Wow, I knew it was love
|
| Woke up next morning with a trashcan head
|
| When I looked to my left, oh Lord
|
| I wished I was dead
|
| There’s Frankenstein’s daughter all curled up on me
|
| I said «I gotta go home, it’s an emergency»
|
| She said, «But you are home»
|
| Come on, blah, blah back
|
| Get down, oh she blew my head
|
| Oh man, never again
|
| Cut loose, oh, too, too loose
|
| Oh no, oh, hitting' the floor
|
| All right, I give in
|
| Come on baby, let’s do it again
|
| Come on, one more time baby
|
| Wooow! |