| On my own, how could I have known? |
| Imagine my surprise
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| Just a fool from a tree full of fools who can’t believe his eyes,
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| imagine my surprise?
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| I was a mean old man, I was an ornery cuss, I was a dismal Dan, I made an awful
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| fuss
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| Ever since my life began, man, it was ever thus, I was a nasty tyke who was
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| hard to like
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| I had to misbehave, I did things in reverse
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| Refused to wash or shave, I was horrid to my nurse
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| I got back what I gave which only made me worse
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| I had to have my way which was bleak and gray
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| Oh dear, living in here, one hundred years of rain
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| Such a drag, this riches to rags with just myself to blame, a dirty low-down
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| shame
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| Silly me, silly old me, somewhere outside my mind
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| Clever you walking me through, willing to lead the blind just in the nick of
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| time
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| Who gets a second chance? |
| Who gets to have some fun?
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| Who gets to learn to dance before his race is run?
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| Who gets to shed his skin? |
| Who comes up born again?
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| Who was a mean old man till you turned him into a golden retriever puppy dog?
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| Who’s a good boy? |