| The other night I took a ride with little ol' Lucy Brown
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| We went to all the honky-tonks, we really got around
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| She’s five-foot-two with eyes of blue, and pretty as a queen
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| I didn’t know her pop was a city cop, and she was just fifteen
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| Good morning Judge
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| Why do you look so mean, sir?
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| And Mr. Judge, what can the charges be?
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| If there’s been trouble, I will plead not guilty
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| It must be someone else
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| You know it can’t be me
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| I filed my income tax return, thought I’d saved some dough
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| I cheated just a little bit, I knew they’d never know
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| I got some money back this year, like I always do
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| They’ll have to catch me before I pay Internal Revenue
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| Good morning Judge
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| Why do you look so mean, sir?
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| And Mr. Judge, what can the charges be?
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| If there’s been trouble, I will plead not guilty
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| It must be someone else
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| You know it can’t be me
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| My wife and I we separated, just the other day
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| Last thing that she said to me was «Brother, you will pay»
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| She said I’ll pay her every week, I better never fail
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| I said before I send you a dime, I’ll die right here in jail
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| Good morning Judge
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| Why do you look so mean, sir?
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| And Mr. Judge, what can the charges be?
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| If there’s been trouble, I will plead not guilty
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| It must be someone else
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| You know it can’t be me |