| How it’s vibratin', my felines and free minds?
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| This the L doctor at your cervix here
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| Manifestin' your wet dreams to realities
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| On the one and only frequency they call WSTRN Season
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| Right now we’re deep into that segment of the show
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| I like to call, let me fix your business
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| We got some beautiful ladies with some ugly problems
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| I’m just here to assist you, baby
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| I hope you feel me
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| Caller number one, give me a lil' somethin', somethin', out
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| I’d like to know why my man will cry over football
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| But will never cry over me
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| When none of the players in the team that he supports
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| Will suck his, rub his back, or cook food for him
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| Please, please tell me why tears are comin' from his eyes
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| Oh, you one of them good women
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| Aight, look, kitten, you just put some more purr in your persistence
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| You know what I mean?
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| Some of these kids ain’t loved from nursery so you can’t blame them, no
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| But it’s a big playground now
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| So if you ain’t happy with your situation
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| You need you some scintillation
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| In fact, I’ll do one-on-one consultations
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| I’ll get my assistant to get your details after the show
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| And we can have some in depth conversation
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| Next caller, talk to me, let me feel you
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| I love this guy, but I don’t know how to talk to him, so
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| Voilà, s’il vous plaît, I, I just need some help
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| Oh, you fly, baby
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| You sound like somethin' out The Aristocats
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| Where’s my manners in front?
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| See what had happened
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| Is that you started talkin' Parisian and then I got lost in translation
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| And long over short
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| I’ma get my assistant to get your details after the show
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| Get a translation team to translate what you’re sayin', and uh
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| I could take it from there
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| Well, yo, it’s the full-time stoner, part-time sober
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| Hold ya gyal up for tech and bend over
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| Yeah, we got a live caller
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| Talk to me, let’s get sexy
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| Who is about to get real sexy?
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| I need you to understand, like (Nah)
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| You are not about to take me for a dickhead, yeah (Nah, nah, nah)
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| Who’s your assistant? |
| (Nah, nah)
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| Who is your assistant?
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| 'Cause I don’t know, you could have no assistant (Nah)
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| Get me an all boss, you don’t have an assistant
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| You’re not like that (Nah)
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| You’re just movin' like you’re on some personal line
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| Chattin' to all these girls, givin' 'em advice (Yo, Lon)
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| You need the advice, my brudda (Turn it down)
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| It’s you that needs the advice (Turn, turn it, turn it down, turn)
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| Yeah, L doctor, L dickhead (Turn it down, turn that down)
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| Whatever the it is (Turn it down, said turn it down)
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| I don’t know, you’re not taking me for a dickhead, innit
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| You can go and take someone else’s daughter for a fool
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| It’s not gonna be me (Turn her down)
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| You hear me?
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| So how about this (Turn, um)
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| How about you cancel all your little radio shenanigans, yeah
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| (You, you, you’re, you’re tuned into)
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| And you’d be a real fuckin' nut
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| (The frequencies of WSTRN Season)
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| How about that?
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| On, uh, the boy, the lot
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| Just L, ah
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| And there’s nothin' better to get you through some rough
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| Rough times and some smooth grooves
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| Yeah
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| So even when you’re feelin' like number two
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| Just make sure you’re takin' care of number one
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| Stay blessed, people |