| She had the face of a queen
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| She was wild wet and mean
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| When I went down in between
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| She said she wanted to try
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| But she didn’t know why
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| All she had was that look in her eye
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| I said you come to my place
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| You sit down on my face
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| I’ll make you see things you never saw
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| It was checkmate, stalemate,
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| The bitch she was jailbait
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| I think it was against the law
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| Now I gotta have more of what’s in store
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| So I said to myself no use
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| She didn’t give me the time
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| She didn’t give me the dime
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| But she gave it all to me when she went
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| Well I thought I had it made
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| When I finally got paid
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| I had my own little, private French maid
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| I’ve had her all these years,
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| She’s been nothing but tears
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| I live my hole life in fear
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| Now I gotta have more of what’s in store
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| So I said to myself no use
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| She didn’t give me the time
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| She didn’t give me the dime
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| She gave it all to me she did 'cause
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| It was checkmated
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| It was stalemated
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| It was jailbaited
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| It was checkmated
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| It was stalemated
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| It was jailbaited
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| No deposit, no return no deposit, no return
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| No deposit, no return no deposit, no return
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| No deposit, no return no deposit, no return
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| Now I’m trying to get out of this mess I’m in
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| With a friendly old bottle of Gin
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| She took all my money so I’ll grab some change
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| When I take the bottle back in
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| But as I took my last drink
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| I threw up in the sink
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| And I noticed that the empty bottle read
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| No deposit, no return no deposit, no return
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| No deposit, no return no deposit, no return
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| No deposit, no return no deposit, no return
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| No deposit, no return no deposit, no return
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| No deposit, no return no deposit, no return
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| No deposit, no return no deposit, no return |