Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Landshark , by - Wolfbrigade. Song from the album Box Set, in the genre ХардкорRelease date: 21.04.2016
Record label: Southern Lord
Song language: English
Landshark |
| Sometimes when you’re really awkward |
| You do awkward things |
| So I’m gonna tell what I’ve been doing lately |
| I’ve been turning everything into a landshark |
| What’s a landshark? |
| It’s a shark |
| That’s on land |
| Motherfucker |
| If you wanna turn yourself into a landshark |
| You’re gonna need a hand |
| And if you don’t have one |
| Then you’re fucked! |
| But you’re gonna take your hand a put it on your back like a fin |
| And now you’re a landshark |
| Yeah, you’re a landshark |
| In the middle of na awkward conversation? |
| Nope! |
| Not anymore! |
| Landshark, you’ll never fucking catch me, bitch! |
| If you have any friends, then you could turn them into landsharks |
| But you don’t, so cry for a minute |
| Then turn your dog into a landshark |
| Kermit landshark |
| Marble landshark |
| Now I’m gonna show you some pictures I made: |
| Snape landshark |
| Hamster landshark |
| Apple landshark |
| Christian Bale is a landshark |
| The guy from Ancient Aliens is a landshark |
| This is a sandshark, now it’s a landshark |
| The Eiffel Tower is a landmark, now it’s a landshark |
| Unicorns aren’t mythical creatures |
| They’re horses dressed up in landshark costumes |
| Don’t trust those motherfuckers! |
| Now put some helium in a giant airshark |
| Watch it fly around |
| Laugh about it |
| Do a plank on the ground as a landshark |
| It’s so much cooler then regular planking |
| Landshark, tree bark |
| What do you get when you put a landshark with a landshark? |
| Jesus |
| How do you landsharks have sex with each other? |
| Boners |
| Turtle backpack, turtle landshark |
| Apologize to your dog |
| Eat your feelings |
| Landshark |
| Cry about the fact that you made this vídeo |
| Labdshark |