Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Unicorn, artist - Wizard. Album song Bound by Metal, in the genre МеталDate of issue: 23.04.2015
Record label: Limb
Song language: English
Unicorn |
| Ninja Brian, hand me my cloak. |
| And my staff. |
| And my horn. |
| And that thermos of |
| soup. |
| I’m hungry but also thirsty, and you can kind of like eat and drink soup |
| at the same time. |
| Let’s go! |
| Whoo! |
| Riding straight out of your imagination |
| Using my magic to fight against crime |
| Destroying evil with powers most awesome |
| Protecting the weak almost all of the time |
| But not on Sundays… Game of Thrones is on! |
| Now is the time for a man of conviction |
| The world needs a hero, and I am that guy |
| Girl: Look! |
| Who is that masked man? |
| Danny Sexbang: That’s Ninja Brian, but shut up about him. |
| Let’s focus on me, |
| because… |
| I am the Unicorn Wizard |
| Riding for justice on a comet of stars |
| With the help of my sidekick Princess Handjob |
| I’m more awesome and smarter than I already are |
| I am the Unicorn Wizard |
| My spells are amazing, and my reflexes quick |
| My horn is my strength and my strength is my power |
| And my power is my horn and my horn is my dick |
| Here’s your opportunity to stop listening if this song got too amazing for you. |
| No? |
| OK |
| My life is a party, the guests are supermodels |
| Operation: I Rule is a total success |
| Each day I invent a new form of karate |
| That changes the way that Japan views the West |
| Now’s that’s progress! |
| Doitashi Mashitay! |
| Then we retire to the Chamber of Passion |
| And bathe in pool of strawberries and cream |
| The strawberries rub and exfoliate gently |
| The cream travels places you can’t even dream |
| Girl: Ugh, I think I just dreamed it |
| Danny: How was it? |
| Amazing? |
| Girl: Uhh. |
| Danny: You mean Uhh… stounding? |
| Yeah. |
| You do |
| I am the Unicorn Wizard |
| Just like Danny Sexbang, I’m handsome and strong |
| With the help of my hellhounds Tinkles and Gary |
| We punish the wicked then break into song |
| I am the Unicorn Wizard |
| A superhero for the entire human race |
| My wand casts a spell that will unlock the door |
| And the wand is my junk and the door is your face |
| Mom: Danny, Danny, wake up! |
| Danny: Oh, oh… Oh hey mom. |
| I had the craziest dream! |
| I was the Unicorn Wizard |
| Mom: Awww, shut up |
| Danny: Unicorn Wizard! |
| Mom: I said shut up |
| Danny: You shut up |