| Let me tell you baby, I sure know how to please a woman, yes I do now
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| Now I can make you feel better than you’ve ever felt before, yes I can now
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| Now when I start lovin', women hate for me to stop
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| A whole lot of men envy me for what I’ve got
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| Ow! |
| I’m a man & a half; |
| that’s what I am, a man & a half
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| Now look here
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| When I walk, the birds & the bees stop lovin' & look at me now, look here
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| When I talk, the whole wide world listen to my words, huh
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| I’m a man like any other man, I say without a doubt
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| Wow, what makes me different is the hand that knocks women out
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| I’m a man & a half; |
| I’m trapped up in one; |
| no brash, just facts
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| Only once in a lifetime a man like me comes along
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| Shakespeare wrote poems about me even before I was born
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| Thunder gave me a lift & lightnin' knocked on your door
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| Your chance in a lifetime, woman, might not have a number
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| To be loved by a man and a half, hey that’s what I am, look here
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| A man, a camel went across the desert & there was no one in sight
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| Let me tell y’all one thing: the camel died tryin'
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| But your man & a half is here lovin' you tonight
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| Good God, I’m a man & a half, a man (shouting)
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| … & fade |