| Lord, it’s been rough and rocky travelin'
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| But I’m finally standing upright on the ground
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| After taking several readings
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| I’m surprised to find my mind’s still fairly sound
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| I thought Nashville was the roughest
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| But I guess I’ve said the same about them all
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| Upon hell of an education in the cities
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| Of this nation me and Tompaul
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| I got busted in Laredo for reasons
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| That I’d rather not disclose
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| If you’re stayin' in a motel there and leave there
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| Don’t leave nothin' in your clothes
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| At the airport in Milwaukee
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| They refused to let us board the plane at all
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| They said we looked suspicious
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| But I think they like to pick on me and Paul
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| On a package show in Buffalo with us
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| And Kitty Wells and Charlie Pride
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| The show was long and I just hung around
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| And I’d come there to pick not for the ride
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| We drunk a lot of whiskey
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| So I ain’t sure we went on that night at all
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| I don’t think they even missed us
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| I guess Buffalo ain’t geared for me and Tompaul |