| Why, I’ve been up the Chisholm Trail*
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| Been through Death Valley Hot as hell.
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| I rode across the dusty plains,
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| There’s cowboy runnin' through my veins.
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| But, I ain’t goin' down on Brokeback Mountain,
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| No, I ain’t goin' down on Brokeback Mountain.
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| That shit ain’t right
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| That shit ain’t right
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| That shit ain’t right
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| That shit ain’t right
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| Why, I’ve watched the herd from dusk 'til dawn,
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| But I did it with my britches on.
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| You can have a chew, you can bum a smoke,
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| But, don’t go reachin' for my rope.
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| I ain’t goin' down on Brokeback Mountain,
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| No, I ain’t goin' down on Brokeback Mountain.
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| That shit ain’t right
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| That shit ain’t right
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| That shit ain’t right
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| That shit ain’t right
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| Whoa, Willie! |
| That last note sounded a might… QUEER?
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| What you do is your business, Hoss,
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| You can buy me a beer but then buck off!
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| But, I ain’t goin' down on Brokeback Mountain,
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| No, I ain’t goin' down on Brokeback Mountain.
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| That shit ain’t right
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| That shit ain’t right
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| That shit ain’t right
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| That shit ain’t right
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| That shit ain’t right
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| That shit ain’t right
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| You bet, That shit ain’t right
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| That shit ain’t right
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| That shit ain’t right
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| That shit ain’t right
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| That shit ain’t right
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| That shit ain’t right
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| That shit ain’t right.
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| Oooh! |
| What the hell?
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| Oh, that’s my saddle horn, thank goodness! |