| Hail hail rock and roll
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| Come here son and let me help you sell your soul
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| Sit right down and everything will be just fine
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| Sign right here and it will all work out in time
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| Sit right down and I will tell you about the plan
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| See I’m gonna make you 50 thousand dollars and I’ll only take 10 million
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| But did I mention I got a new mercedes benz
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| Smile pretty be witty come meet your brand new friends
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| Everybody thinks that you’ll go far
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| You’re gonna be a rock and roll star
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| Now you got a banker and a lawyer on 16th avenue
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| That’s the funny things they call you when you spend a couple extra years in school
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| They got big black cars and dollar signs in their eyes too
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| What is a boy like me to do
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| I got this guitar I play a little out of tune
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| But it makes no difference if I get all the right tattoos
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| And hey get a look at these cheekbones
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| Who cares if mick taylor was ever even in the rolling stones
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| Besides he didn’t even get that far
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| But me I’m gonna be a rock and roll star
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| Yes I am so now we’re living happy underneath the sony tree
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| I got my big top 10 record on wkd?
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| Something or other bartender could I have another and another and another
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| You’re lucky we’re even drinking in this bar |