| GALINDA
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| (spoken) Elphie — now that we’re friends, I’ve decided to make you my new project.
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| ELPHABA
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| (spoken) You really don’t have to do that
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| GALINDA
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| (spoken) I know. |
| That’s what makes me so nice!
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| (sung) Whenever I see someone
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| Less fortunate than I
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| (And let’s face it — who isn’t
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| Less fortunate than I?)
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| My tender heart
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| Tends to start to bleed
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| And when someone needs a makeover
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| I simply have to take over
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| I know I know exactly what they need
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| And even in your case
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| Tho’it’s the toughest case I’ve yet to face
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| Don’t worry — I’m determined to succeed
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| Follow my lead
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| And yes, indeed
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| You will be:
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| Popular!
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| You’re gonna be popular!
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| I’ll teach you the proper ploys
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| When you talk to boys
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| Little ways to flirt and flounce
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| I’ll show you what shoes to wear
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| How to fix your hair
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| Everything that really counts
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| To be popular
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| I’ll help you be popular!
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| You’ll hang with the right cohorts
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| You’ll be good at sports
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| Know the slang you’ve got to know
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| So let’s start
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| 'Cause you’ve got an awfully long way to go:
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| Don’t be offended by my frank analysis
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| Think of it as personality dialysis
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| Now that I’ve chosen to be come a pal, a Sister and adviser
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| There’s nobody wiser
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| Not when it comes to popular —
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| I know about popular
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| And with an assist from me To be who you’ll bee
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| Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:
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| There’s nothing that can stop you
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| From becoming popu-
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| Ler: lar:
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| La la la la We’re gonna make
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| You popular
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| When I see depressing creatures
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| With unprepossessing features
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| I remind them on their own behalf
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| To think of Celebrated heads of state or Specially great communicators
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| Did they have brains or knowledge?
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| Don’t make me laugh!
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| They were popular! |
| Please —
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| It’s all about popular!
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| It’s not about aptitude
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| It’s the way you’re viewed
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| So it’s very shrewd to be Very very popular
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| Like me!
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| (spoken) Why, Miss Elphaba, look at you. |
| You’re beautiful.
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| ELPHABA (spoken) I — I have to go:
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| GALINDA
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| (spoken) You’re welcome!
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| (sung) And though you protest
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| Your disinterest
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| I know clandestinely
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| You’re gonna grin and bear it Your new found popularity
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| La la la la You’ll be popular —
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| Just not as quite as popular
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| As me! |