| If you grew up with white boys
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| Who only look at black and Puerto Rican porno
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| Cuz they want something that their dad don’t got
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| Then you know where you’re at
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| Mortaring your ear holes shut
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| In a rush with wet coke
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| In a Starbucks bathroom with the door closed
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| On booze some left in residue and confused
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| Like the first time you used soft water
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| Down on my luck caught unaware
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| Like Houdini when the last fist struck
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| Sinking in laughing at something sunken in I am
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| If I’m sinking in laughing at something sunken in I am
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| If I’m sinking in laughing at something sunken in I am
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| Sucking dick for drink tickets
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| At the free bar at my cousin’s Bat Mitzvah
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| Cutting the punchline and it ain’t no joke
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| Devoid of all hope circus mirrors and pot smoke
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| Picking fights on dyke night with shirleys and loccs
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| And snatching purses
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| Doing Elton at karaoke and forgettin all the verses
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| Blowing kisses to disinterested bitches
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| Playing lead lay in a bad way on Broadway
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| Sending sexy SMSes to my ex’s new man
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| Cuz I can
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| On the road trying to break an old van
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| Eating pussy for new fans I am
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| What the hell
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| Using Purell til my hands bleed and swell
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| Missing Mel at a motel 6 I’m unwell if
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| Sinking in laughing at something sunken in I am
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| If I’m sinking in laughing at something sunken in I am
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| If I’m sinking in laughing at something sunken in I am
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| Feels exciting touching your handwriting
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| Getting horny by reading it and repeating «poor me»
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| Intently staring at the picture of your feet on the sticker
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| At the R. Crumb exhibit
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| I wonder who’s sicker
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| Jerking off in an art museum john til my dick hurts
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| The kind of shit I won’t admit to my headshrinker
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| Not even in a whisper to my own little sister
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| I just act like a dick and talk shit when I’m with her
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| Aught Six
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| I say the Friday before Easter was not good
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| I cried to myself in the pisser
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| And with you in the front row of the Silver Jews show
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| You may act like you didn’t notice
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| My fear of the bear at Showbiz Pizza when I was six
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| Was overwhelming and not dissimilar to this
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| Sinking in laughing at something sunken in I am
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| If I’m sinking in laughing at something sunken in I am
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| If I’m sinking in laughing at something sunken in I am
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| At Jacob Hand’s on tour
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| I wake up hungover on a hardwood floor
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| From a dream about your dress
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| Hangs off of your little breasts
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| I’d rather be dead
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| Than call this song «How I Lost Your Respect»
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| But God bless or get neglected (2x muted)
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| And I’ll see you when the sun sets east
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| Don’t forget me |