Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song I Hate My Roommate, artist - Whitney Peyton. Album song Firecracker, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 05.10.2017
Record label: Tragic Hero
Song language: English
I Hate My Roommate |
Da fuck? |
Listen, every day I wake up I wish |
I missed your ad on Craigslist |
Now I’m stuck with you and your boyfriend too |
Bitch, don’t make me get violent |
Where are my leftovers? |
I put them in the fridge last night (Da fuck) |
Next to the milk on the shelf by the right |
Then I woke up late with an appetite |
To find — you ate that shit? |
Partyfowl |
So I dumped all your Bacardi out |
All you do is drink |
And you never clean |
And you never even try to take the garbage out |
I think our neighbours hate us |
And I know why |
You had a party last night, and then threw up outside (Ew) |
Dear Roomie |
I really hate your guts |
You leave a bunch of shit around |
And never pick it up |
And your boyfriend, boyfriend |
I won’t even pretend |
That I like that guy |
He eats my food and doesn’t pay the rent (Fuck that) |
(Mo-mo-move out) Move out! |
(Mo-mo-move out) You gotta go! |
(Mo-mo-move out) Leave! |
(Mo-mo-move out) Bitch, please |
In my room tryna study for a test |
But I can’t really do it 'cause |
You’re fucking having sex so loud |
And the landlord sent me twenty texts, I |
Wrote a check but you didn’t pay the rent, bitch |
Ugh, I’mma choke you! |
When the lease ends, we are so through |
Take your man, take the cat, take the car and the ugly ass couch |
That shit gotta go too |
Ugh, you’re in the bathroom — like all the time |
Taking fifty selfies, bitch |
You really ain’t that fine |
I gotta pee |
Come on |
Yo, I really gotta go |
Don’t you have a job? |
Okay, I’mma write a note |
There’s something you gotta know |
Dear Roomie |
I really hate your guts |
You leave a bunch of shit around |
And never pick it up |
And your boyfriend, boyfriend |
I won’t even pretend |
That I like that guy |
He eats my food and doesn’t pay the rent (Fuck that) |
(Mo-mo-move out) Move out! |
(Mo-mo-move out) You gotta go! |
(Mo-mo-move out) Leave! |
(Mo-mo-move out) Bitch, please |
Look at this, this place looks horrible |
Ugh, are you kidding me? |
Fucking trash everywhere. |
Is that a… |
Shut the fuck up, you don’t even know |
Is that a condom? |
Is that a used condom in the fucking bathtub? |
No it’s not. |
It’s probably from you last night |
Who the fuck has sex in the bathtub? |
You’re 25! |
No, you don’t even know what you’re talking about. |
Shut up |
We all use this bathroom. |
This is not your personal bathroom, all right? |
I have to shower in this shower |
Don’t even start with me, girlfriend |
I have to shower in this shower |
You don’t even understand right now, okay |
Dear Roomie |
I really hate your guts |
You leave a bunch of shit around |
And never pick it up |
And your boyfriend, boyfriend |
I won’t even pretend |
That I like that guy |
He eats my food and doesn’t pay the rent (Fuck that) |
(Mo-mo-move out) Move out! |
(Mo-mo-move out) You gotta go! |
(Mo-mo-move out) Leave! |
(Mo-mo-move out) Bitch, please |
Hey, are you guys fighting? |
Do you know where the hot Cheetos are? |
No? |
Okay |