| Well, I’m savin' this dress for my wedding day
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| Momma wouldn’t have it any other way
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| She says, when she married, her waist was twenty three
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| I guess, I’ll never wear it anyway
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| I don’t believe I care to marry
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| Though I cannot explain exactly why
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| It somehow seems to me, matrimony is misery
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| Simply a faster way to die
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| I’m savin' all my money for my wedding day
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| You know, my momma wouldn’t have it any other way
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| She says, when she married, she didn’t' have a dime
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| I guess, I’ll spend that money some other way
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| Because I don’t believe I care to marry
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| Although I cannot say exactly why
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| It somehow seems to me that matrimony is misery
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| Simply a faster way to die
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| Well, I’m savin' my best thing for my wedding day
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| Because my poppa wouldn’t have it any other way
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| He says, if I lose it early, I’ll have thrown my life away
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| But I swear, I’ll use my cherry my own way
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| I don’t believe I care to marry
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| Though I cannot explain exactly why
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| It somehow seems to me, matrimony is misery
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| Simply a faster way to die |