Lyrics Gene Pool Style - Whirlwind Heat

Gene Pool Style

Thought about selling my testosterone…
Girls have beautiful female hormones
Asked my doctor what I should do
He said «Sperm is sold for a dollar or two.»
Spread my seed and grow a tree
Successful fertilization will be achieved
Leaves of me falling off the tree
Supplies replenished by me
So I went to a bank to donate some sperm…
I thought about myself as a mechanical bull:
Genetic selling machine for a union’s white dream
The lady at the counter told me I could be sixteen…
So I went into a room -- looked at the tube
There was a pink line drawn where you fill it to
I dropped my pants and started to dance
Mechanics were oiled;
the gene pool slipped
Laid on the bed;
laughing out loud
I sold out myself in a gene pool style
Laid on the bed;
laughing out loud
I sold out myself in a gene pool style
Laughing at my silliness…
Laughing at my silliness…
Laughing at my silliness…
Laughing at my silli -- go!
Laid on the bed;
laughing out loud
I sold out myself in a gene pool style
Laid on the bed;
laughing out loud
I sold out myself in a gene pool style
Laughing at my silliness…
Laughing at my silliness…
Laughing at my silliness…
Laughing at my silliness…