| I saw Wicked thirty times and I’m not ashamed of that
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| In fact, I’ll go again as soon as I can
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| But I’m too busy breakfast slammin'
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| Some strawberries with smoked salmon
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| Pizza coffee by the gallon
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| Black beans shootin' out the can
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| You know it’s true
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| In these wrestling shoes
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| You know it’s true
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| I’ll be BCCing you
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| You know it’s true
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| Also, can I please use your nice shampoo?
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| Like ten times more than anyone needs to?
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| I drive a freeballin' stress machine
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| Through the cracks of your in-between
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| I don’t care if you laugh at me
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| Cos it’s all that I’ve got in the end
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| I love sleeping in my van
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| Much better than a nice hotel
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| I’ll drive a thousand miles by myself
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| No, I don’t want any help
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| Drive all day 'cross Indiana
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| Look! |
| The Mighty Susquehanna
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| Nah, nah nah nah
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| You know it’s true
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| Drink my vitamin D
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| You know it’s true
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| Just bbb being me
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| You know it’s true
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| And it’s easy
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| Then you gotta play it like a cupcake falling from a window
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| I drive a freeballin' stress machine
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| Through the cracks of your in-between
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| Gotta love if you laugh at me
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| Cos it’s all that I’ve got in the end
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| Head lamp
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| Ham hog
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| Tone bowl
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| Bullfrog
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| Rain melt
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| Dances
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| S.W.A.T. |
| vest
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| Mantis
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| Cube head
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| Stonehenge
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| Zicam
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| Back-bends
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| So much more that I’m forgetting
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| Good thing I’m not in charge of weddings
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| Stop
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| I am texting my whole band for a list of shit I do
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| And yeah, they’re even making fun of me for this
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| But guys, can we please get to work here?
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| This is serious business. |
| The trailer’s not gonna load itself
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| You know it’s true
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| Have you seen my keepsake box?
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| You know it’s true
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| Tuck these pants into these socks
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| You know it’s true
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| I can spot a pregnant stick bug from a mile away
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| Bet you can’t
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| Can
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| Yeah I’m a freeballin' stress machine
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| In the cracks of your in-between
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| And I love when you laugh at me
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| Cos we’re all that we’ve got in the end
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| How you like me now? |
| Tell me can you feel me?
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| We’re all that we’ve got in the end
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| How you like me now? |
| Tell me can you feel me?
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| We’re all that we’ve got in the end
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| How you like me now? |
| Tell me can you feel me?
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| We’re all that we’ve got in the end
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| How you like me now? |
| Tell me can you feel me?
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| Uh. |
| Ok guys, take lunch |