Lyrics Warsh_Tippy and Zelda - Whatever, Dad

Warsh_Tippy and Zelda

Last night
I dreamt we did our laundry together
And we were singing the same song
While we folded our clothes
As I recall
You looked like a total doofus
Which is pretty accurate
So, I woke up feeling sad
'Cause it never happened
'Cause it never happened
'Cause it never happened
'Cause it never happened
Hold the door for Tippy and Zelda
To the basement floor with a song or two
Happy birthday and hail this country
Howling to an electric moon
Tippy sleeps and Zelda’s shrinking
Perhaps, one day, they’ll meet once more
But for now, Zelda’s heart’s still laughing
And when I see her, I will hold the door