| There’s a threat in the world today.
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| A threat to our way of living, a threat to our society,
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| and maybe even a threat to our very exitence.
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| And what is this threat? |
| The WESTSIDE CONNECTION.
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| An organization made up of highly motivated,
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| extremely agressive gangstas turned businessmen with one single objective,
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| world domination, or in their words «Creating a world wide Westside».
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| Vowing to make every man woman and child bow down
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| to the «W», a hand sign used by their members to show affiliation.
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| We have confirmed reports that «W"'s have been appearing on the various
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| monuments and historical landmarks throughout the world. |
| There are also talks
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| of Mount Rushmore being renamed Mount Westmore, with America’s forefathers
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| being replaced by the WESTSIDE CONNECTION forefathers, Ice Cube, WC, and Mack 10
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| a.k.a. The Gangsta, The Killa, and The Dope Dealer.
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| When confronted with these allegations they released a statement saying…
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| «e… «Bitch, you know the side, world motherfucking wide.»… un"e |