| I was at the bar with my drinkin team
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| It was me Jack Daniels and my homey Jim Bean
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| We were kinda blitzed and we were trying to behave Y’all
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| When in walked a soldier he was from the fuzzy naval
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| We were fallin, stumblin, crawlin
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| Her come da police, Captain Tom Collins
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| And the rapper said freeze
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| He said «hands in the air and hand over your keys»
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| Now we did, and that was kinda simple
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| Now here came Marguarita and her friend Shirley Temple
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| I asked my friend 'bout Marguarita
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| He said Shirley was a virgin an I wouldn’t wanna meet her
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| So I talked to Marguarita, cause yoh, she was flyer
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| I took her to the coast cause I wanted to Screw Driver
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| Now Im not one for a speech
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| But there was plenty of Tequila and Sex On The Beach, Y’all
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| Tequila
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| Te-Te-Te — Tequila
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| Tequila
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| Here we go again and Im not fussin
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| See I’m a French Mexican but I can get with White Russians
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| At the bar with a drink in my hand
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| In walked Jose Cuervo what was marguaritas man
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| I talked to the wise man cause, yoh he’s distinguished
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| His name was St. Ives and he spoke in old english
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| He said «you'd better think fast
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| Cause Jose is kinda crazy and I heard he Shot Glass»
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| He gave me some advice and it went like this:
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| «catch the night train and head up to 'cisco»
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| I didn’t wanna stick around
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| I caught the 1:51 to New York, the Grey Hound
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| Now I’m at the Red Zone, everybody’s stylin'
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| Was sippin Ice Teas on Long Island
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| I blacked out and the party came to a halt
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| Cause I was drinking the Tequila with the lemon assault Y’all
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| Tequila
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| Te-Te-Te — Tequila
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| Tequila
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| I woke up in the morning and felt like a Zombie
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| The Tequila Gold Label had bombed me
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| You see I woke up late and wasn’t feelin' so great
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| And Mike said there’s a Bicardi party startin' at eight
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| Yo we walked in the party and started playin our games
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| We played tops, fuzzy quarters, with Bartles & James
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| Here came Shirley Temple and they told me to chill
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| Because the Mickey Brothers took her up to strawberry hill
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| They took her $ 1000 mink and she could barely think
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| Cause the Tequila that she drank had her tickled pink
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| Now the music came on and I rocked the instrumental
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| There’s a groupie named Mai Tai, a fly oriental
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| A groupie is a girl that jocks
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| She wore the def Black Velvet and drank Scotch on the Rocks
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| We had a fake marriage, now here’s to honeymoon
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| Ya zone vagabond and the Blue Lagoon
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| Now everybody take a word from the wise
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| A girly and a bottle, Tequila Sunrise
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| Tequila
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| Te-Te-Te — Tequila
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| Tequila
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| Tequila
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| Te-Te-Te — Tequila
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| Tequila |