| I went down and bought some cigarettes
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| Out of a vending machine
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| Along with the cigarettes came a pack of matches
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| With an magazine
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| It said «Unfold», so I did as it told
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| And I read it with an open mind
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| I decided to send for the booklet they gave
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| What the heck, I was wasting my time
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| It said «Free information with no obligation»
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| So I bought a stamp and licked the seal
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| Free information with no obligation
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| Then I mailed it and bought me a meal
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| Well, a couple days later, I got my mail
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| And I found that my booklet arrived
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| I was curious to see what it said to me
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| So I opened it and got a surprise
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| They had a bill inside with a four-letter word
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| I think the word said «Sale»
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| I got so mad 'cause I’d been had
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| Before I pay them, I’ll go to jail
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| Remember «Free information with no obligation»?
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| That’s false advertising right there
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| Free information with no obligation
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| Just don’t seem too fair
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| Don’t you send for nothing like that
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| 'Cause you can’t get nothing free
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| I thought I could but I was too good
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| Don’t let it do you like me
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| Free information with no obligation
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| Free information with no obligation (Don't do it! It ain’t true!)
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| Free information with no obligation (You can’t get nothing free today!
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| Not even a little of it!)
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| Free information with no obligation (You gotta pay sometimes! Yeah) |