| Turn off your TV, they’re just trying to set your shoes
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| Perfume, cars and bubblegum, Cocoa Puffs and booze
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| They got the latest info of what you need to wear
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| How to lose a hundred pounds and be a millionaire
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| To be all that you can be, you gotta turn off your TV
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| They tell what to eat and tell you what to drink
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| They tell you who to vote for, they tell you what to think
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| They got the medication for all your aches and pains
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| And if your hair is falling out, clog it on the
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| To be all that you can be, turn off your TV
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| Just turn it off!
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| The newscaster lady is looking kinda weird
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| If she gets another facelift, she’s gonna have a beard
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| The preacher needs some money to absolve you from your sins
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| There’s heart, if you’ve win
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| To be all that you can be, turn off your TV
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| Turn it off, turn it off! |