| The more candy
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| The merrier
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| so fuck mom and dad
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| and now boys and girls
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| i hope you’re ready
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| for a wonderous adventure
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| into a world full of lots and lots of candy
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| throw your hands up
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| clap twice
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| then stomp
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| it’s me and grandma nut
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| in the Molasses swamp
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| i’m seeing waterfalls pouring up
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| chocolate s’mores
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| ill let that bitch floatin'
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| and hit the peppermint forest
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| lollipop trees all up in the gumdrop mountains
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| there i saw jolly molly sittin' on her nut poppin'
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| she told me
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| she was lookin' for the kool-aid man
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| cuz he stuck his tootsie roll in her filling hole and ran
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| i didn’t give a damn
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| i bit her head off vicious
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| the rich nouget cookie dough ho’s delicious
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| now the gingerbread people pick the popsicle poppers
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| that sell sugarcane
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| to donuts and lemonpops
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| here it rains tic tacs
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| and snows ice cream scoops
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| and foos get shot up with peanuts
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| and fuckin' dumped in the goo
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| so bring your sweettooth, bitch
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| i’ma coat it in pain
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| and all you sugar-free fakes ain’t the same
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| i’m talkin' 'bout
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| Candyland, candyland
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| let’s make a run for candyland
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| candyland, candyland
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| maybe we can hook up with the candyman
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| candyland, candyland
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| Let’s make a run for candyland
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| candyland, candyland
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| maybe we can hook up with the candyman
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| Chocolate chip sugar dipped with the wax lips
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| red faygo or some barbecue chips
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| i need some powdered sugar
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| or a sweet and sour booger
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| laffy taffy im your pappy
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| you my sugar looka
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| boston baked beans lemme hear jolly rancher
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| go on all gimme on do it like a tarantula
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| call me spiderman my web’s all in ya head
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| i’m in my gingerbread house gettin' gingerbread
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| i’m getting paid but now and later
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| pineapple grape cherry watermelon
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| strawberry all day
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| man throw a cream seem like a dream
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| yellow gumdrops fell down on me
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| the cotton candy blew kool-aid sky
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| the sun looked like a big lemonhead saying hi
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| was i high?
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| i was high
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| no lie
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| i’ll catch you next time in candyland again
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| buh-bye
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| Candyland, candyland
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| let’s make a run for candyland
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| candyland, candyland
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| maybe we can hook up with the candyman
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| candyland, candyland
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| Let’s make a run for candyland
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| candyland, candyland
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| maybe we can hook up with the candyman
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| and it’s soooo delicious
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| bitch, this candyland, and it ain’t nutritious
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| and it’s soooo delicious
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| bitch, this candyland, and it ain’t nutritious
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| Well it’s me and Mr. Mint on his spearmint boat
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| with some caramel bunnies, and a rootbeer float
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| and if you think i’m ever going back
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| you must have and an empty center
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| you meatloafs, do not enter
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| this is candyland
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| blueberry jawbreaker
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| candyland law breaker
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| like taking candy from a baby
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| i’m the candytaker
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| marshmellow lemon drop
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| jelly beans
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| and a pair of salty nuts
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| for all you sugar fiends
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| and it’s soooo delicious
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| bitch, this candyland, and it ain’t nutritious
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| and it’s soooo delicious
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| bitch, this candyland, and it ain’t nutritious
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| Candyland, candyland
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| let’s make a run for candyland
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| candyland, candyland
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| maybe we can hook up with the candyman
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| candyland, candyland
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| Let’s make a run for candyland
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| candyland, candyland
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| maybe we can hook up with the candyman
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| Yummy and delicious
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| a wide variety of sugar coated artificial coloring
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| mmm,
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| tell mom and dad you want some candy
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| a great way to rot your mouth out |