| Spot-check Billy got down on his hands and knees
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| He said «Hey mama, hey let me check your oil all right?»
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| She said «No, no honey, not tonight
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| Come back Monday, come back Tuesday, and then I might»
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| I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita, what are you up to?
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| My Juanita
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| I said Juanita, my sweet chiquita, what are you up to?
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| My Juanita
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| Don’t want nobody who won’t dive for dimes
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| Don’t want no speedballs 'cause I might die trying
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| Throw me a line, throw me a line
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| 'Cause there’s a fat man in the bathtub with the blues
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| I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan
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| Billy got so sad, dejected, put on his hat and start to run
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| Runnin' down the street yelling at the top of his lungs
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| «All I want in this life of mine is some good clean fun»
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| «All I want in this life and time is some hit and run»
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| I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita, what are you up to?
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| My Juanita
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| I said Juanita, my sweet chiquita, what are you up to?
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| My Juanita
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| Put my money in your meter baby so it won’t run down
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| But you caught me in the squeeze play on the cheesy side of town
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| Throw me a line, throw me a line
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| 'Cause there’s a fat man in the bathtub with the blues
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| I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan |