| She makes a case for lavishness
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| With her dinner bills
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| And her temper fits
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| She has a foreign car with a map on deck
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| So she never gets lost
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| On a single trek
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| And she hits the beach at least twice a week
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| She likes married men
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| And prescription treats
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| On a tuesday, her father called
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| Said he hadn’t heard
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| From her once that fall
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| And he had a fear she was pulling away
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| Since her mother passed
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| Wasn’t quite the same
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| And now he felt the chill through the telephone cord
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| He was scared to death
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| That he’d lose one more
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| Sound the alarm, get terrified
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| Much worse than quakes or forest fires
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| Last chance to make it all unwind
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| Get back to eastern standard time
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| Eastern standard time
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| Up to date with the fashion mags
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| She is well equipped
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| With the chicest bags
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| But she hasn’t made any girlfriends yet
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| Their all jealous of her
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| And the men she gets
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| But when whe’s alone in her king sized bed
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| She crawls in a ball
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| And her eyes get wet
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| Sound the alarm, get terrified
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| Much worse than quakes or forest fires
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| One wish to make it all unwind
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| Get back to eastern standard time
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| Eastern standard time
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| Trade beauty queens for evergreens
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| Trade sun & smog for snow & sleet
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| Trade pretty nails for stability
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| Trade what you want for what you need
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| You need lullabies, your father’s eyes
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| You need friends who know your middle name
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| You need more of love and less of pain
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| You need change
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| Sound the alarm, get terrified
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| Much worse than quakes or forest fires
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| One wish to make it all unwind
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| Get back to eastern standard time
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| Eastern standard time |