| California Sucks
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| California sucks it’s worse than old New York
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| Filled with scum + wealthy worms + stupid surfing dorks
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| Hot tubs and Jacuzzi’s and swaying green palm trees
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| Rockstars, assholes, sleazy broads + smog that makes you sneeze
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| California sucks!
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| California sucks the people there are fake
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| They can buy their plastic lives with all the cash they make
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| California movie stars strung out on sleeping pills
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| No — I’ve never been there and you can bet I never will
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| California sucks — Just look who you’ve produced
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| Ronald Reagan, Jerry Brown and Countless other fools
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| West coast sun-tanned morons — You don’t know how to think
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| I can’t wait til your state erodes and you fall into the drink |