| I got the dictionary in my hand
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| But I can’t seem to find the word I’m looking for
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| I’ve checked every letter, now I’m up to z
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| There just ain’t anymore
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| I’ve got a million choices in my head
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| If I could only chose the one that says it best
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| I shelled out a quarter for a greeting card
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| Now I can’t seem to get my pen to do the rest
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| But I know it all by heart, chapter and verse
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| I’ll quote you any part, every word
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| But it’s so deep inside it can’t be heard
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| I’ve got the Sunday paper in my hand
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| And I’ve been working on the weekly cryptogram
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| I know there’s a message in between the lines
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| That’s the same way I am
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| I got the crossword puzzle half complete
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| But now I need another word four letters long
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| It’s just like the way I want a perfect fit
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| I can settle for less but all of them are wrong
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| But I know it all by heart, chapter and verse
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| I’ll quote you any part, every word
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| But it’s so deep inside it can’t be heard
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| There could be no jealousy over my poetry
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| It’s my weakest quality, no vocabulary
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| I got the Scrabble letters in a pile
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| But there could never be enough to say it all
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| I know you don’t wanna hear the same old line
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| So you’ll just have the read the writing on the wall
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| And I know it all by heart, chapter and verse
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| I’ll quote you any part, every word
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| But it’s so deep inside it can’t be heard
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| And I know it all by heart, chapter and verse
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| I’ll quote you any part, every word
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| And I know it all by heart, chapter and verse
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| I’ll quote you any part, every word
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| But I know it all by heart, chapter and verse
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| I’ll quote you any part, every word
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| And I know it all by heart, chapter and verse
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| I’ll quote you any part, yes I will, every word
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| Yes I know it all, know it all, I know it all by heart… |