| Hello honey, I just missed the train
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| My watch must have stopped I guess
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| Dinner is cold and the kids are asleep
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| I didn’t mean to get you out of bed
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| Always late (always late)
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| Yes, it’s always the same
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| Procrastination is my middle name
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| But the rest of the world is ahead of the game
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| And that’s why I’m always late
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| Won’t somebody give me a ride
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| I’ve been out of gas for hours
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| My mother-in-law's flying in from the coast
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| She’s probably in an ambulance by now
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| Always late (always late)
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| Yes, it’s always the same
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| Procrastination is my middle name
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| But the rest of the world is ahead of the game
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| And that’s why I’m always late
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| Willie, it’s time to get up
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| Willie, you get out of that bed
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| You’ll be late for work again
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| Willie, Willie!!!
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| Come on honey, give me a chance
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| I promise to mend my ways
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| Let’s go out for an anniversary dance
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| You say our anniversary’s yesterday?
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| Always late (always late)
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| Yes, it’s always the same
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| Procrastination is my middle name
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| But the rest of the world is ahead of the game
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| And that’s why I’m always late |