| Now I don’t need a girl with a perfect 10
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| But I need chemistry when I work with them
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| So I keep the lights dim when I’m on the grind
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| And if I got a few candles that’ll be fine
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| I’m a sucker for girls with a beautiful name
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| But I’d rather get a girl with a suitable frame
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| She’s gotta be sweet and a little petite
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| Or at least beneath me 'cos I stand six feet
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| I don’t like the girls that waste my time
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| They play hard to get but I ain’t waiting in line
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| I just call up another that knows the deal
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| 'Cos I don’t like to guess what another girl feels
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| I don’t wanna seem like a jerk
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| So I treat the women right and nobody gets hurt
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| 'Cos I aim to please and I do quite nice
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| With any fly woman that I please tonight
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| So what kinda girls you like?
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| I like pretty women that’ll treat me right
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| I don’t really care if they’re naughty or nice
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| Any girl that’ll like me that’s my type
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| So what kinda girls you like?
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| The silent type not too uptight
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| Nah, she could be rude, she could be polite
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| As long as she’s taking me home tonight
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| Now me, I like a girl that likes a girl
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| Then I like to see how that night unfurls
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| But not the ones into S&M, whips and chains?
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| No, several men but then again
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| I’ll take 'em blind, crippled or crazy
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| If those are the only ladies that’ll date me
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| Or maybe one that’s pigeon-toed and limped to the show
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| Kinda like that one that’s in the front row
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| I like pretty girls with an ugly past
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| Plus a fast wit and a body that’s plastic, sic
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| But I like a girl smooth to the touch
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| I don’t really feel silicone titties so much
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| I guess it all comes down to trust
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| If a girl’s not honest I get fed up
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| So hey lonely girl, don’t feel so sad
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| 'Cos I’m a nice guy to bring home to dad
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| So what kinda girls you like?
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| I like pretty women that’ll treat me right
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| I don’t really care if they’re naughty or nice
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| Any girl that’ll like me that’s my type
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| So what kinda girls you like?
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| The silent type not too uptight
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| Nah, she could be rude, she could be polite
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| As long as she’s taking me home tonight
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| I like a girl that keeps to herself
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| This way I can sleep with some one else
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| That’s the kinda girl I like
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| I like girls with freckles a lot
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| 'Cos when they’re asleep I play connect the dots
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| That’s the kinda girls I like
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| I like a girl who’s shy but blind in one eye
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| Why? |
| So she could only see my good side
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| That’s the kinda girl I like
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| Now I like a girl that’s into threesomes
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| But wait, not him, I don’t mind if she comes
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| That’s the kinda girls like |