Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Michael's Soliloquy, artist - Uranium Club. Album song The Cosmo Cleaners, in the genre Иностранный рок
Date of issue: 14.03.2019
Record label: Static Shock
Song language: English
Michael's Soliloquy |
But first, allow me to tell you a little bit more about myself. |
If you want to |
climb a ladder you have to start at the bottom. |
We all know how a ladder works |
don’t we? |
Born and raised a sort of military brat I saw the world from my crib. |
Belgium, The Czech Republic, and so much more. |
It’s obvious the last |
deployment my father had, the one to really stick culturally was that of the |
Queen’s Britannia. |
My father’s constant upheaval of the family certainly didn’t |
allow me to remain clutching the silver spoon when I sat down in the morning |
with my Belgian waffle dipped in cream |
But these circumstances paired with my beloved mother’s angelic and prolific |
doting instilled a variety of social skills, only a nomadic wanderer of the |
like could develop |
Without these skills I wouldn’t have had the opportunity to work with such a |
Thoughtful |
Generous |
Handsome |
Congenital |
Conceptual |
Untimely bunch as I do now |
In the beginning the pay was quite shit. |
But that’s how it is on the lower |
rungs of life’s ladder. |
For an inexperienced voice it was a chance to use all |
the practice talking I’ve done my entire life. |
For free mind you, |
to start down my own thought-path of success. |
It may have been a bumpy road |
but I sure talked my way around any obstacle that would arise |
I did it all; |
from announcements of break times at Sunbelt’s Cellular |
Engineering facilities to answering calls at the clubs switchboard, |
barely a promotion above pencil sharpener. |
To product description voice overs |
and Not. |
Pen. |
Co’s torrid infomercials |
Yes! |
That was me describing the comfort of the |
Convenient-Caddy-Hypoallergenic-Body-Mop and the incredible ease of the |
Dripless-Perception-Enhancing-Beutification-Dropper |
I made viewers foam at the mouth while grasping tightly onto their phones. |
This did not go unnoticed. |
The ladder was mine for the taking as my talent was |
discovered by management. |
He told his manager, and she told hers. |
And pretty soon they all told theirs and the name Michael was on the tips of |
all the important tongues at the Bermuda triangle of select-able perception |
The Belt |
The Club |
And the, well, Not. |
Pen. |
Co |
With the local chapter’s House Band gaining notoriety amonxed them beyond their |
peers, I was approached with a challenge of sorts and another step up the |
all-knowing ladder. |
I was to be a spokes-voice for the club as it’s group |
ventured into very new territory. |
That’s right, another record. |
They have done |
it before and that was new territory as well, at the time. |
But it grew old! |
Boring, tiresome, so they did as many of us do, the same thing, |
but rather a little different this time. |
Enter Michael. |
With a fresh, |
and very different, what’s the word, thing!, Different from the first and |
different from the last at the same time |
The golden voice that tickles the eardrums like Tito Puente on his conga |
Look At Me Now |
Look. |
At. |
Me. |
Now |
And look up at me now! |
So lofty on the ladder. |
Promotions may include more |
responsibility, like keeping a listener entertained for an entire song. |
But what else is there to strive for but advancement before we all take a long |
nap in the dirt. |
Besides, I have plenty to talk about. |
You’d have to be to be a |
vegetable not to have a litany of subjects to shout about in the modern world, |
and I am of course a litigious and modern Michael. |
Can you imagine the |
egregious amounts of information poured onto my plate on a daily basis. |
Unless I’m speaking in tongues to those who died in the earths upper-most |
layer of crust, I believe you can |
So much to talk about that I can’t possibly pick one topic |
I mean it |
Not a one |
This often happens to me, my train of though slows, the stuttered choo choo as |
my mind gathers up what’s in my lap and tries to make sense of it all |
In a world born of conflict and competitors starved for your attention as |
you’re studied and targeted, rather effectively, how does one remain breathing |
without going mad? |
The modern man chooses their brand of madness, |
while the modern men argue over the best brands. |
I have chosen to enter a sort |
of «climbing the ladder» reality. |
When the world continues in chaos, |
I’ll always have my delirious goal |
You may laugh at my choice, but I take comfort knowing that you simply don’t |
understand my version of delusion. |
And when all is said and done, |
the mindset I’ve engaged is the only that can lead someone to such grand |
tutelage |
Boss, President, Prime Minister, Figurehead, even, dare I say, King. |
Imagine it. |
Michael at the doors the penthouse as he commands the inevitable |
King me |