Lyrics Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - Underscores

Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh
Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh
My condition’s benign
And as rare as it gets
They know what it looks like
But only God knows why it exists
It’s practically harmless
There’s no need for concern
I can’t believe it
Dear God, can you be more subtle next time?
And I’ll take the pain, 'cause
For the very first time in my life
I’m fixing to bite
And I drown in my antibiotics
Lest it get any worse
I can’t believe it
Dear God, can you be more subtle next time?
And I’ll take the pain, 'cause
For the very first time in my life
I’m fixing to bite
Duh, duh, duh
Duh, duh, duh
I’ll cover my chest
I’ll laugh all the way home
'Cause the name of my illness
Is just one letter short of my own
I must have been greedy
Surely I’ve engaged in some cardinal sin 'cause now
My favorite animal is engraved in the side of my ribs
I can’t believe it
Dear God, can you be more subtle next time?
The colorful plastic
That you put on the end of your line
Is it really alive?
I can’t believe it
Dear God, can you be more subtle next time?
And I’ll take the pain, 'cause
For the very first time in my life
I’m fixing—
(Good luck)
To find intervention
And the gnashing of teeth
And strangle my neck and
And nobody finds me
I know I was terribly wrong
I’m not scared of death, no
I’m scared of God
I can’t believe it
Dear God, can you be more subtle next time?
And I’ll take the pain, 'cause
For the very first time in my life
I’m fixing to bite