Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Ugly Dude, artist - Uncle Slam. Album song Say Uncle, in the genre Date of issue: 15.02.2010
Record label: Divebomb
Song language: English
The Ugly Dude |
| He was conceived just like the rest of us |
| But when it came down to birth |
| He had a face like a butt |
| And his parents thew up |
| He went to school and the kids were so cruel |
| They all would torture and tease |
| And point and laugh at the freak |
| Kick the ass of the geek |
| And as he grew so did the hatred inside |
| The time for action was now |
| The next one laughing would die |
| The next laughing was a beautiful girl |
| The would be victim of an ugly crime |
| The bitch did die |
| The blade was ripping, hacking, thrashing |
| Tearing flesh and bleeding nicely |
| Ugliness was in the air |
| Along with screams of pleasure and of pain |
| People ran to see the sound |
| Astonished at the sight they’d found |
| The ugly man was laying down |
| With fingers hanging from his mouth he laughed |
| Take a look at me now |
| I ain’t so funny no more |
| It ain’t no fun to be the ugly dude |