| Yo, what’s up I’m Tamika Jones from 'Keep it Real’Magazine, and I’m
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| about to enter the minds of two of the most controversial rappers of one of the most underrated rap groups of all time, the Ultramagnetic
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| MC’s. |
| First, Kool Keith, why in your songs do you always refer to the
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| words anal and rectum? |
| And why do you always use the words doo-doo and
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| pee-pee?
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| Because that’s what the whole fucking rap industry is.
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| Besides, I have other words like gorilla, parakeet, giraffe, and
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| also… monkey
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| As I strike in your area, shut down close your shops
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| Your crew got high blood pressure, you still bite on pork chops
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| Your style is greasy, so what your hair is nappy peasy
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| I wet your brain and tie your penis to the two train
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| Drag you down the tracks, spray paint like artifacts
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| With the rest of your crew, tied and smeared with dog doo-doo
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| You know my trash bags are packed, lick my nut sacs
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| Emcees are still wack, on the new smell like mildew
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| Gimmicks is your plan, strategy is stop your marketing
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| When you rhyme the mic steps from the socket and
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| You could never be classic, your rappin skill’s plastic
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| All that hard and mean look I’ll get your ass kicked
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| Pistol whupped like a bitch, get smacked by your pimp
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| Your steelo’s undercover, corny on the real brother
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| Keep that mop down, just like your album sound
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| You flop, no niggas bound to make my head bop
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| So save that cartoon shit for Saturday
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| Everything is booty
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| Between your legs you sport a cootie
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| Don’t fuck with me Holy anal catastrophe Kool Keith, that’s fucking amazing! |
| But I think
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| your fans will want to know how you’ll accomplish this. |
| Can you
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| explain this to me?
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| With the A1 6600 phone detector
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| Y’all can’t tap my shit, eavesdropping in the projects
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| Missiles dropped, your narrow hard times stories flop
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| I’ll throw grenades and blow your rectum out your fucking block
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| Hush town, your staircase becomes a mental town
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| Cover your peephole, wires reach bombs in your window
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| Your elevator stopped, your bubblegum sitting below
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| I thought so, your verbal shit wasn’t fucking pro
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| Go flush your toilet, crack the bowl, see the fucking bomb
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| Three seconds flat your fucking chest splatters in your palm
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| Iranian arab with muslim bells on my face
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| Skeleton bones, I stash bazookas in the chicken place
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| My helmet’s from haiti, infrared’s at my house
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| Uptown bronx with cheese traps for you fucking mouse
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| Federal tax bullshit I light your real estate
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| Raw in to stop (?), your asshole’s tied to a milk crate
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| Suck my nuts with dual tube night vision goggles
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| Biological agents blew Waco Texas
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| Dynamite’s packed in trunks, alarms on your Lexus
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| Suck my dick for real, my 44 mag is steel
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| I’ll catch you out there, your crew’ll have grey hair
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| Super luv, super luv, baby, super luv, superman, superman luv, lois
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| lane, superman luv, superman. |