| Sitting in your front yard, drinking lemonade
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| Suburban life, a pretty wife,
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| You think you’ve got it made
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| But you don’t know, what’s in store,
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| For you and your family
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| I’m moving in, right next door, won’t you welcome me?
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| It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood
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| And I hope I didn’t ruin your day!
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| Won’t you be my neighbor?
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| I brought my life, my ugly wife,
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| My dirty dog with fleas
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| My kid’s a punk, and I’m a drunk,
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| This I’m sure you’ll see
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| Yeah you don’t know, what it’s like, to live in misery
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| Welcome to, home sweet hell,
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| Dissatisfaction guaranteed
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| It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood
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| And if I could I surely would
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| Invite you in and say…
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| Won’t you be my neighbor?
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| Won’t you be my neighbor?
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| Won’t you be my neighbor?
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| Won’t you be my neighbor?
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| C’mon I don’t think you’ll find
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| A place to live in peace of mind
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| You’re gonna live in misery
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| When you’re living next to me!
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| It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood
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| Raaaah! |
| Won’t you be my, won’t you be my
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| Funky neighbor?!
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| Well I drunk, and I stink, I smoke, yeah I’m a joke
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| I try all night and day to get a piece of
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| The action, a-haa!
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| And you should know by now you’re never
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| Gonna forget, a-aaa!
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| Now I know just what you’re thinking
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| It could be you out and you’re drinking
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| So don’t you knock it untill you try it
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| It could be you in a little while!
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| I hope I didn’t ruin your day!
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| It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood
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| I dig your wife, she sure is good
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| It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood… ha, ha, ha! |