| It’s friday night, on the streets of L.A.
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| I’m going out cuz I’ve been working at the job all day
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| Got the info line number, with directions to the site
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| Ugly Duckling on the bill to rock the mic right
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| Tonight, I gotta be hype, and get the crowd reacting
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| I call Dizzy’s house he says, What’s up, I say what’s happenin'
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| Get my DJ on three way
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| Don’t forget to bring the guestlist
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| See the freshest
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| Off the wall like asbestos
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| I rock without the D tops
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| Walk without the reebok’s
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| Talk until the beat stops
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| Than pick it back up with the beatbox
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| And yo, I gotta ride so you need not
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| Cool, I’m leavin’at 7:30, we can caravan
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| To the jam
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| With Einstein, the two hand man
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| In command like a general
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| Lighter then a dinner roll
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| Solid as a mineral
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| Open like a centerfold
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| Hey, save it for the chorus
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| The crowd looks enormous
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| So give a peak performance
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| I need a soundcheck, so my mic sounds nice
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| I’ll be in it in a minute like microwave rice
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| I grab the mic like a dynamite stick
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| Then light the wick?
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| And keep it lit
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| With ever lyric I spit
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| Beats to the rhymes
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| We stick like turpentine
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| Dizzy Dustin, Andy Cooper and Young Einstein
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| It’s the jam
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| You know it’s on Get with it ya What, what ya wanna do?
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| Rock, rock the old school
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| Just listen real close
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| When we take crowds back to the days of the 10 yard fight
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| The gyro mic
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| They jump like excite bike
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| Guaranteed delight
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| When the needle drops sound
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| Man, EQ the level so the needle rock
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| And then, hand over the microphone
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| I get a type grip
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| Cause when it’s time to swing
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| I hit like Mike Schmidt
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| Get this
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| I drop more lines then a tetris
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| When young einstein throws on the dookie necklace
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| He’s the drum major
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| With the sum to the fader
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| Attacking the wax, on the record player
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| Working up a sweat
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| Till we close the set
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| With the song that’s *fresher then a moist toilette*
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| Now when the jam is over
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| It’s hugs and hanshakes
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| And than the band breaks
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| For shakes and pancakes
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| I’m home for brand flakes and Z’s
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| Hit the backmat
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| Take a hot shower
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| And a cat nap please
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| Don’t call me in the mornin'
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| Cause I’m on the sleep-in, mode
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| Dizzy Dustin
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| We did it again
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| For you, it might be over
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| For me, it’s just beginnin'
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| The club must be endin'
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| Cuz no one’s bartendin'
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| They turn on the bright light
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| And I feel like a gremlin
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| The jam is breakin’up
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| But at my pad, it’s reassemblin'
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| Take ??? |
| down the market
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| Then I ride our limit
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| Everyone’s invited
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| So I hope you be attendin'
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| It’s the jam |