| While landfills overflow
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| Around the globe
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| You sit up there in your
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| Red judge robe
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| This charade has got to end
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| Mr. White Christmas, this is what I recommend
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| Santa, stay home
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| Santa, stay home
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| This is not a test
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| Not a test
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| Santa, stay home
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| Santa, stay home
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| Get to know yourself
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| Know yourself
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| I can’t have you comin' in my house, no
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| I don’t know what you’re all about
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| Jolly pusher pushin' more, more, more
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| It’s like the news don’t reach the North Pole
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| Year after year
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| Nice and naughty shop the planet to tars
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| Life is the gift
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| Presnts don’t, presents don’t mean shh
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| Who are you without the rest of us?
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| You got to get to know yourself
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| Take off the disguise, help us open our eyes
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| Get to know yourself
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| Santa, stay home
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| Santa, stay home
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| This is not a test
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| Not a test
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| How 'bout we leave the trees in the ground? |
| Yeah
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| Not cut them down just to throw them out
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| Life is the gift
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| Presents don’t, presents don’t mean shh
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| With both poles melting
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| And the seasons blending
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| Hurry up
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| Slow down
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| With both poles melting
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| And the seasons blending
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| Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up
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| Slow down
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| Both poles melting
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| Santa, stay home
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| Santa, stay home
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| This is not a test
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| Not a test
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| Santa, stay home
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| Santa, stay home
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| Get to know yourself
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| Know yourself
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| With both poles melting
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| And the seasons blending
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| Hurry up
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| Slow down
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| With both poles melting
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| And the seasons blending
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| Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up
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| Slow down
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| Both poles melting
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| With both poles melting (Ho, ho, ho)
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| And the seasons blending (Dasher, Dancer, slow down)
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| Hurry up
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| Slow down
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| With both poles melting (Ho, ho, ho)
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| And the seasons blending
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| Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up
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| Slow down |