Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Too Tuff To Cry, artist - Tyrants in Therapy. Date of issue: 31.12.1999
Song language: English
Too Tuff To Cry |
| There was this mother and this father |
| Ungrateful for what they had |
| So they tried hard to return it |
| But God wouldn’t take it back |
| So then they tried to burn it |
| On their dirty kitchen floor |
| They met their fate one night late |
| Tryin' to rob a liquor store |
| Down in flames together |
| They went down in flames together |
| Brother Henry had a pair of most curious hands |
| He liked to fondle the sweet contents of little boys' pants |
| But a vigilant mom learned about his predilection |
| And she nailed his balls to the wall in a shotgun crucifixion |
| She was dissatisfied from the day she was born |
| She prayed every birthday for a new body part |
| So this unhappy virgin got herself a surgeon |
| Who made her a version of her new improved self |
| But there was something he left behind, and that was her mind |
| …filled with the same old pictures now she wished she was blind |
| He didn’t really like the way things were goin cuz |
| He wasn’t making enough money |
| She was as unhappy the last day of her life as she was the first |
| So they looked at one another |
| They made a video of their vows |
| They swallowed a bottle of pills and said goodnight forever |
| That’s all for now (bye-bye !) |
| CHANT |
| They said their vows, they swallowed pills |
| They lit candles, drew the curtains |
| Had their fill, had their thrills |
| Their lives were finished they were certain |
| And no one tried, to get inside |
| To stop the tears they never cried |
| And so that day, they did away |
| With their pointless little burden) |
| She wanted a great big house… and a great big life |
| So he took a knife. |
| and he turned a card |
| He juggled some numbers on a few ledger sheets |
| He didn’t realize he’d wind up between the sheets |
| Being identified by his child bride |
| Who thought he would give her it all |
| That’s how he paid for the ride |
| What was that thing they threw off the Talahachie Bridge |
| Did anybody ever figure it out? |
| Well what I think is they knew and it put their whole lives in doubt |
| Cuz the coroner’s office never would unseal those papers |
| They felt that forgetting it all would be a whole lot safer |
| Chorus Outro |