| Wilma Flintstone, Marcia Brady,
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| Alice Kramden, Gladys Kravitz,
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| Laverne and Shirley, Jeannie
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| Morticia Adams, Aunt Esther,
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| Sweet Polly Purebread, Natasha,
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| Mrs. MacGillicuddy
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| How could she?
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| Ginger, Mary Anne, Mrs. Howell,
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| Samantha Stevens, Lieutentant Uhura,
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| Judy Jetson
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| Olive Oyl, Ethel Mertz,
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| Edith Bunker, Marilyn Munster,
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| Rhoda, Penny Robinson
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| How could she?
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| Why don’t you love me anymore?
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| Quite upset, angry, just plain annoyed
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| No recourse except for celluloid
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| In my heart, I know you are not real
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| Though in mind, suspect you still can feel
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| Walt Disney or Hanna-Barbera
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| Black or white, stunning Technicolor
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| Warner Brothers and the A.A.P.
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| I’ve become addicted to TV
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| Crissy Snow, Catwoman,
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| Creepela, Weezie Jefferson,
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| Betty Rubble, Little Cindy Who
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| Penelope Pitstop, Lois Lane,
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| Vanna White, Wonder Woman,
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| Elly May, Maude, Witchiepoo
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| How could she?
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| Why don’t you love me anymore?
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| How could you? |